davids_slut16

le: Rumors
Author: Stephie the Retard
Pairing: Pierre/David/someone else. (you'll find out later on..)
Rating: PG-15ish (No sex yet, just language)
Disclaimer:*Checks in closet* Nope, they havn't come out yet. And I don't own them.
Summary: Pierre and David are at a gay bar, and someone takes their picture. It ends up in the tabliods
Chapter: 1/???
Dedication:To Michy (blackisthekiss_) Because she is the only one of my friends who appreciates Pierre/David sex.
<*lj-cut text*="Rumors">Pierre Bouvier and David Desrosiers have been dating for a long time. At first they had tried to cover it up and drop subtle hints. But when they found out that some die hard fans had started a website about their (not so) secret love, they figured that there was no use in hiding it; they loved each other.
1. The only thing was, they had really never had actual SEX before. They never got past the blowjob. David had always wanted to fuck Pierre, and it was very noticeable. But Pierre was very hesitant about it. He loved the blowjobs and heavy kissing, but he had never had sex with a guy before. David has. Pierre just wasn’t ready… yet.
They both loved to go dancing together. At regular clubs, they would get stares and whispers and that’s how the rumors started. But at the local gay club, no one cared who they were or how much fame and money they had. They were free to take shots, drink and grind each other as much as they wanted. Until someone saw them together and told.
Pierre’s P.O.V.
“I’ve never felt worse in my life David.” Those were the first words I said when I saw the tabloids the very next day. How in the hell did they find out? I thought cameras weren’t allowed there. That mofo. We were just dancing innocently (ha) to “Beautiful“ by Snoop Dogg. Just grinding and making out like normal gay guys should. “You know Dave, this is a really good pic of us. Even though we are making out for the whole world to see. Its good. This ass-wipe is gonna make serious money off of this is I don’t strangle him first”. “Yes it was a good pic, but I want to kill this guy. Who knows where the band will go now? Will people still buy our records? Yes they better or that would be mean and bad, and rude, and really mean and not nice and….. politically incorrect” says David. Whoo I didn’t even know he knew what those big words meant. What a girl. it’s a good thing he dyes his hair blonde because if it was his real hair color, we would never let him live it down.
I’m gonna be expecting a phone call from Seb, Jeff or Chuck any minute now. Yep any minute now…… hmm maybe they really don’t care? Or they don’t know. Yeah right this is gonna be in every celeb magazine out there. Maybe they just cant read? Hah that would be it.
David’s P.O.V.
ZZZZ…….. Good morning world! Good morning Pierre, good morning room. Good morning lampshade..……………What is Pierre flipping out about this time? God he is always tweaking about something. O M G. There is a picture of us making out in the tabloids. Damn Pierre looks GOOD. Hey I don’t look half bad either. Maybe a little sweaty though. Oh jiminy. The phone is ringing and I bet its one of the guys. “Pierre, baby, can you answer that?” He is so nice to me. Oh shit. It’s our manager. Fuck fuck fuck. “Pierre?” Even before I asked I knew I shouldn’t, but I did anyways. “Pierre? Is everything ok?” He talked to the manager for a little bit. *Pierre swears and slams down phone* Damn he is pissed. “No” The guys called him and told I bet. “This guy is pissed at us.” No really Pierre? We were fucking making out for the whole world to see. “Well Pierre, I don’t really care what happens to the band. I only want you. The other guys can screw themselves if they want. I can screw you instead. We got it better.” Ha I showed him.
“You know David, you’re right. And you know what I think? I think we should prove that we don’t care.”
How? Like with a neon sign? “How the hell are we gonna do that?”
“Make a sex tape for the whole world to see”
Holy shit <*lj-cut*>

Dude. my life sucks. ahhhahahahaha just kidding.

zach drewed me a picture taody. it made me smile.




*The Poopie List*
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

here is more funnyjunk shit

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?


When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?



friends only????

i think so